A woman goes to the doctor’s office and is examined by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, the woman starts screaming and runs down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked her what was wrong, and she told him her story. After listening to her, the doctor told her to ...
Tom has finally decided to marry his longtime girlfriend. One evening after his honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing on a bench watching him. After a long period of silence, he finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it’s time to stop spending all your ...
A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a towel. A man stands at the door, looks at the half-naked beauty, and says, “My name is Barry, and I’ll give you $300 to take off the towel!” ...
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big box store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yes. I was a salesman in Minnesota.” The manager likes the boy and gives him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come back after closing and see how you’re ...
At a trial in a small town in Nebraska. … the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He walked up to her and said, “Mrs. Williams, do you know who I am?” The woman replied: “Of course I know who you are, Mr. Rawley. I have known you since you were a little boy, and ...
