Funny Joke > Tom Loves Cars, But His Wife?

Tom has finally decided to marry his longtime girlfriend.

One evening after his honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.

His wife was standing on a bench watching him.

After a long period of silence, he finally speaks.

“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it’s time to stop spending all your time in the garage and you should probably think about selling all your cars.”

A horrified look appears on Tom’s face.

“Darling, what’s wrong?” he says.

“For a moment you’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” he shouts, “You never told me you were married before!”

Tom’s response,

“I wasn’t”.