A cocky lawyer had just bought a new sports car.
… and he couldn’t wait to show it off to all his colleagues.
He parked at the side of the road and opened the driver’s side door, when suddenly an eighteen-wheel truck appeared out of nowhere and took the driver’s side door with it.
“No! My Jaguar, my Jaguar!” the lawyer shouted, knowing that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it would never be the same.
A policeman saw the car without a door and came over to see if the man was okay.
The lawyer ran up to him and yelled, “THE DOOR OF MY JAGUAR HAS JUST BEEN BROKEN BY AN IGNORANT DRIVER!”
“You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?” the officer asked.
“Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?” the lawyer asked.
The officer replied: “You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your prestige and your possessions.
You must have been holding the car door at the time of the impact – I bet you didn’t even realize you didn’t have your left arm, did you?”
The lawyer looked to his side and exclaimed, “MY ROLEX!”
